Johnny Test Epic TV Show Rant

"Johnny Test Epic TV Show Rant" (stylised as Johnny Test EPIC TV Show Rant) is a video uploaded by Matthew Davis Media and is a rant on the Teletoon and Cartoon Network TV series, Johnny Test.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Terrible and lazy thumbnail as it's just Matthew angry in his room.
 * 2) As with most of Matthew Davis's videos, he uses a poor-quality webcam in a dark room.
 * 3) There is way too much swearing (mostly "Fuck") and middle finger pointing (along with double middle finger pointing).
 * 4) The video randomly starts with him slamming his pillow on the floor and saying "Fuck this show!" while pointing both middle fingers. What the heck was that about?
 * 5) At one point, he shuts the door before he says that it's his opinion to hate the show (possibly to avoid criticism). Try not to wake your parents.
 * 6) He repeats himself a lot as he keeps saying that he hates the show, but barely says why.
 * 7) He calls Johnny's father, Hugh, gay, but doesn't say why.
 * 8) *This also proves that Matthew is homophobic, as he used gay as an insult.
 * 9) He gives out very poor reasons to hate the show, for example, he says that the show has "too many villains" as a reason to hate the show, that is an awful reason to hate a show.
 * 10) *And apparently, he hates the show because it does parodies, yet he likes South Park which also does parodies, thus making Matthew a hypocrite.
 * 11) He says the show sucks because it has a 5.2 on IMDB. Reviews don't dictate the quality of a show and also they're also a handful of good reviews of the show on IMDb too, and 5.2 isn't even a bad score, it's average.
 * 12) He keeps wandering around his room, even going out of the camera sometimes.
 * 13) The video was most likely not scripted as it feels like he's just rambling on about nothing for 12 minutes.
 * 14) He calls Johnny a rip-off of Bart Simpson, Johnny Bravo, and Mh:besttvshows:Beavis and Butt-Head with no evidence. Also, Johnny Bravo and Beavis & Butt-Head are an adult and 2 teenagers while Johnny Test is an 11-year-old kid respectively, so they have nothing in common, proving that Matthew is an idiot.
 * 15) He said that he would forever hold a grudge against this show. Really, why would you waste your life holding a grudge against a kids show?
 * 16) This video proves that he can't handle criticism as he said that his video about blowing up Johnny Test on Minecraft getting tons of dislikes hurt his feelings.
 * 17) The video has the terrible audio quality and sounds like it was recorded off of a mh:awesomegames:Nintendo 3DS.
 * 18) The video feels rather pointless because he said that it got cancelled in the previous year that the video was uploaded.
 * 19) *This also proves that he was pretty much beating a dead horse around that time.
 * 20) The video is so bad, that even Matthew Davis himself regrets making it and later deleted it (possibly to avoid criticism), although he still dislikes the show.